I just realized this week that L is missing roughly half of her Little Mermaid undies. My first thought was that she had accidents in them and hid them from me. After scouring the house for them I realized that couldn't be the case. I mean, really...how good of a hider can a 5 year old be?
Right around the same time, we also discovered that our gray water was backing up into the bathtub again, despite the fact that our front yard was dug up last Friday for the system to be replaced.
This led me to the obvious conclusion: Leprechauns.
Leprechauns have filched L's underpants and shoved them into our drainpipes, the mischievous devils.
I'm keeping my eyes peeled for pots of gold.
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It's the only reasonable conclusion.
Those pesky leprechuans.
Actually, it is probably the underware gnomes from South Park
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